Deadly PJs- Yevan Daa Itha kandu pudichaan

1)what is PJ???
phaltu joke..
what is P+iJ ???
complex phaltu joke...
why dont we laugh on a it???

coz the joke part is imaginary!!!

2)what is the vector form of sridevi????
ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you... because.
.. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

3)Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Student: If Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,
Bolo Tararara

More such PJ r welcome....